1 00:00:34,158 --> 00:00:37,787 J' It is this that 2 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:40,081 Brings us together 3 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,794 It is this that 4 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:47,213 Brings us together 5 00:00:49,173 --> 00:00:52,802 It's all right, Darling 6 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:56,180 We can do This together I 7 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:59,934 It's all right, Darling 8 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:03,604 I can think Of nothing better 9 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:08,568 I don't know you 10 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:12,196 And you don't Know me 11 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:15,116 It is this that 12 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,410 Brings us together 13 00:01:19,328 --> 00:01:21,956 I don 't know What you are 14 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:26,043 Looking for in me 15 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:29,046 I don 't know What I want 16 00:01:29,213 --> 00:01:32,883 But my heart Is needing 17 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:36,596 Am I yours? Are you mine? 18 00:01:36,762 --> 00:01:40,141 We'll find all We're meant to find I 19 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:43,644 In your life, In my life 20 00:01:43,811 --> 00:01:47,523 There are secrets Too dark I 21 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:50,693 To let out, To let go of 22 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:54,614 To get over 23 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:58,242 But that's All right, baby 24 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:01,912 That's all right By me 25 00:02:02,079 --> 00:02:05,791 It's all right now J� 26 00:02:10,504 --> 00:02:13,549 Just let me Say please 27 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:16,802 Please 28 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:18,888 Please 29 00:02:22,099 --> 00:02:26,187 Please 30 00:02:27,688 --> 00:02:32,401 Please be kind J� 31 00:02:33,527 --> 00:02:36,113 Be kind 32 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,200 To my mistakes 33 00:02:44,288 --> 00:02:47,333 Be kind 34 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,674 Be kind 35 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,009 Tome 36 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:03,516 AII love grows 37 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,005 All right, into the paddling pool now. 38 00:03:35,172 --> 00:03:37,216 Splashes! Splashes! Come on, Katherine. 39 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,802 Come on, my baby. Up here. 40 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,680 If you're very good, you're all allowed down the slide later on. 41 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:44,056 Come on, up you go. 42 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:46,183 Up you go. I'll tell your mummy about you. 43 00:03:52,189 --> 00:03:55,818 Splash, come on! Splashy, splash! Splashy, splash. 44 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:59,196 Firm and strong! That's it. Very, very good. 45 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,450 Amanda Bottomly, come here and do as-- 46 00:04:02,616 --> 00:04:04,535 Mr. Kingsland? Mr. Kingsland. 47 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,036 - Oh, God, are we late? - You will be. 48 00:04:06,203 --> 00:04:08,497 Well, look, rule number one. Before you learn to swim, 49 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:10,875 you learn to tie your own Shoelaces. All right? 50 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:13,586 We will be out of here within seven minutes. 51 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,547 I watched you. You swim beautifully. 52 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,091 Oh, I've got to make a phone call, 53 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:23,012 will you excuse me? 54 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:27,099 All right. Mr. Kingsland's class, out now, please! 55 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,394 Do you want one of these? 56 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,357 Whose are these? 57 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,943 Oh, give me those! 58 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:42,114 Good grief. You know he's still a virgin. 59 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,406 Hello, Julian. 60 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,921 Were they dancing in the dark in Phoenix Park? 61 00:06:21,088 --> 00:06:25,009 Did Charlie Parnell and Micky Davitt die in vain? 62 00:06:25,175 --> 00:06:27,928 Well, let's see what the bones say. Shall we? 63 00:06:28,095 --> 00:06:30,347 Huh? And where are they taking me? 64 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:33,684 Where, perchance, might these bones be leading me? 65 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,228 I think they're going to your pockets, Gerry. 66 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:37,730 Come on, you bugger! 67 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,482 I'm not doing a Val Doonican impersonation! 68 00:06:40,649 --> 00:06:41,817 Let's see it! 69 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,903 Let's see the colour of your money! 70 00:06:44,069 --> 00:06:46,113 The Virgin's bones are shaking! 71 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,616 They're shaking your hair, boy. 72 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:50,951 And you'll be buying the next drink! 73 00:06:51,118 --> 00:06:53,078 You will, you know! 74 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,756 How about it, you okay? 75 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,549 ...shot from close range 76 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,426 as the Pope entered St. Peter's Square 77 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,136 for a general audience. 78 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,679 The Pope was rushed to a hospital 79 00:07:10,846 --> 00:07:12,139 for emergency surgery... 80 00:07:18,145 --> 00:07:20,481 Pint of Guinness, please. 81 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,150 - Okay, that's 285. - Nah, that was a treble, mate. 82 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:42,795 They don't work Sundays. Don't you know that? 83 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,922 You're the one that has to pay for it, cooker. 84 00:07:47,883 --> 00:07:49,093 - Hello. - Hello-- 85 00:07:49,259 --> 00:07:51,804 Mary Richards is no longer at this number. 86 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,764 You can reach her at the following. 87 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:56,558 515-5290. 88 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,145 Outside the court, over 200 reporters 89 00:08:00,312 --> 00:08:01,981 - and photographer waited... - Lucy, 90 00:08:02,147 --> 00:08:04,358 what's the Royal Academy exhibition like? 91 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:05,651 I thought I might take Ronnie. 92 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,195 I'm trying to bore him to death with culture. 93 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:10,072 Good for you. Teach him. 94 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,448 We saw two ballets last week 95 00:08:11,615 --> 00:08:13,033 and he absolutely hated them. 96 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,703 Oh, this is mine. 97 00:08:15,869 --> 00:08:18,163 And a poetry reading, he didn't like that very much either. 98 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:22,710 You know, he actually dozed off in Tos... 99 00:08:22,876 --> 00:08:24,878 Tosca last week. 100 00:08:25,045 --> 00:08:27,798 You're both philistines! 101 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,009 At least I actually like poetry readings. 102 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:32,428 Well, I'm not mad about them. 103 00:08:32,594 --> 00:08:34,054 So, what do you think about the Royal Academy? 104 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:36,974 Well, frankly, 105 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:40,102 you run the risk he might enjoy it. 106 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,562 Also included in the charges 107 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,689 was the death of Marguerite Walls, 108 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,607 the 42-year-old civil servant, 109 00:08:45,774 --> 00:08:47,443 whose body was found in the garden 110 00:08:47,609 --> 00:08:49,194 of a Leeds magistrate 's house. 111 00:08:58,203 --> 00:09:00,289 Sutcliffe also faces seven charges 112 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:03,876 of attempted murder from 1975 to 1980. 113 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,755 The final murder charge concerns the death 114 00:09:07,921 --> 00:09:11,884 of student, Jackie Hill, in Leeds last November. 115 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,886 After the hearing, Mrs. Sonia Sutcliffe 116 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,596 hid her face from photographers 117 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,473 as she was escorted to a waiting car 118 00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:18,766 and driven away. 119 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:24,021 The magistrates remanded Peter Sutcliffe in custody 120 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:26,398 to await his trial at Leeds Crown Court 121 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,692 at a date yet to be fixed. 122 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,986 He was driven straight back to Arm/e y Jail. 123 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:38,619 An additional charge that he had stolen two car number plates, 124 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,913 valued at 50 pence, was withdrawn... 125 00:09:43,707 --> 00:09:45,125 He's not a grown man, your husband. 126 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:46,919 He's a puking boy. 127 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,587 He can 't even lay a girl without the whole world knowing it. 128 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,422 Bess says he makes her sick with his slop. 129 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:51,965 I made her swear on the baby's head 130 00:09:52,132 --> 00:09:53,509 that she was telling the truth. 131 00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:55,302 I brought the baby and made her swear on his head. 132 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,012 If ever I hear his stinking voice, 133 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:58,013 I'II pull it out of his throat. 134 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,139 Put it out. 135 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:00,307 What? 136 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,185 Do you think I'm stupid? 137 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,521 The fag. 138 00:10:05,687 --> 00:10:07,815 Cigarette. Fags are poofters. 139 00:10:11,151 --> 00:10:12,528 Your ma would go ape-shit 140 00:10:12,694 --> 00:10:14,029 if she knew I let you smoke. 141 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,239 I thought you let me. 142 00:10:15,405 --> 00:10:17,366 You let me before. That's why I come here. 143 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,784 Cut it out! 144 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,285 - ...years ago. - Did you? 145 00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:23,122 Yes. Of course I did. 146 00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:25,082 - You told me you hadn't. - So, IIied. 147 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:28,001 So what? What did you expect me to do? 148 00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:29,753 What are you doing, nipper? 149 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,004 Papier-mache. 150 00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:32,464 I can 't remember. 151 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,591 I'm making a model. 152 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,009 French model, first floor. 153 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:37,427 I don't know what yet. 154 00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:42,057 Tell me something. 155 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:45,269 Why does she always have to be French, hmm? 156 00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:48,313 What's wrong with a good old British tart, hmm? 157 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,524 - The others! - There weren't any others. 158 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,192 How many? 159 00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:53,986 Half a dozen, a dozen, I don't know, 160 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,404 what do the numbers matter? 161 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,156 You live in a dream world, do you know that? 162 00:10:57,322 --> 00:11:00,284 When you were here or when you were away? 163 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,244 When I was away, if that's what you want to hear. 164 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,038 - If it's true! - All right then. When I was away. 165 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,712 Why did you marry me? 166 00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:13,463 Why? 167 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:16,091 Answer me! 168 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,426 You know why. 169 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:18,886 What do you think of marriage? 170 00:11:19,052 --> 00:11:20,470 It doesn't exist. 171 00:11:20,637 --> 00:11:22,472 You little sod! 172 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,022 - Why did you go to bed with Bess? - Oh. 173 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,316 - Didn't you ever try not to? - Yes. 174 00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:38,572 It's all right, I'm here. 175 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,618 Hello? 176 00:11:42,784 --> 00:11:44,203 - Is that Miss Irvine? - I'm sorry? 177 00:11:44,369 --> 00:11:46,997 This is Gerald Kings/and, I'm ringing about the, 178 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,790 the advertisement in Time Out magazine. 179 00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:50,626 I'm sorry, I thought you-- 180 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:53,086 - Are you serious? - Of course I'm serious. 181 00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:54,671 Why, is it some kind of... 182 00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:56,506 Everything is straight and above board. 183 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:58,342 Can we meet for a drink? 184 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,260 Yes. Where? 185 00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:02,638 Well, if convenient, somewhere in London. 186 00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:04,681 Uh... Look, hold on. 187 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,350 I wish you'd die! 188 00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:10,354 Right. 189 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,689 - Russell Square Hotel. - Russell Square... 190 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,108 Hotel. 191 00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,944 - Say, 7:30? -7:30. 192 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:18,362 - Yes, that's fine. - Right. 193 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:19,404 - That's great. - Okay. 194 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:20,781 Well, I'll see you then. Is it-- 195 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,206 Sexy, hey? 196 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,083 - That's outrageous. - Who was that then? 197 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,127 It was just an old friend. 198 00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:36,296 It was probably mine anyway. He owes me a tenner. 199 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:42,928 Who did you phone, then? 200 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,097 Somebody I'm having dinner with tomorrow night. 201 00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,308 Afriend of mine. 202 00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:51,311 I should die here. 203 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,766 Hello. Um, I'm looking for Mr. Kingsland. 204 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:30,976 Could you have him paged for me? 205 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,644 Mr. Kingsland was sitting over there, 206 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,688 - he must be in the lounge. - Right. 207 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,547 Mr. Kingsland? Lucy Irvine. 208 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:08,722 Well, thank God for that. 209 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:09,806 What? 210 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,100 Um... 211 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,936 To tell you the truth, I thought... 212 00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:17,564 that the lady over there was going to be you. 213 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,191 Well, it wasn't. 214 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,444 No. No, she wasn't. 215 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,363 - Would you like-- _SO__ 216 00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:25,739 - Sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 217 00:14:27,115 --> 00:14:28,700 I was going to say, "Would you like a drink?" 218 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,077 Yes, right. Mmm. 219 00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,121 It's amazing, this. 220 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,665 Yes, it is, isn't it? 221 00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:37,959 Well, meeting someone... 222 00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:41,296 What I mean... Well, it's the ultimate blind date. 223 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,341 Well, it's not as if... 224 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,635 I mean, we're not, um... 225 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,262 Yes. It's not exactly, um... 226 00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:53,183 Why, I suppose we are, really. 227 00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:59,189 - Can I tell you something? - Yes? 228 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,109 You are the first woman, I mean, girl... 229 00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:05,320 that I've interviewed that's... 230 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,323 that's made it feel that way. 231 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,249 Would you like that drink? 232 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,334 Yes, I would. 233 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,877 Yes, well, it's, um... 234 00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:24,131 No, no, no, it's... 235 00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:26,133 Oh, I'm sorry! 236 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,468 It's through there. 237 00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:31,555 ...gave themselves up to authorities 238 00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:33,598 in Damascus tonight. 239 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,308 Their surrender came a short time 240 00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:37,394 after a plane carrying 54 Pakistanis... 241 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,896 - Can I borrow your mascara? - Yeah. 242 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,274 yards from where the hostages were being held. 243 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,443 Can I borrow your mascara? 244 00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:46,027 Yes! 245 00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:47,988 ...to release the hostages was in jeopardy. 246 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,880 The funny thing is I've seen, what is it, 247 00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:07,799 eight other applicants since I first met you, and I got, what, 248 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,843 I'm supposed to see three more. 249 00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:13,972 But I don't mind you knowing that you're... 250 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,057 you are definitely going to be on my shortlist. 251 00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:20,770 Well, that was delicious pasta. 252 00:16:20,937 --> 00:16:22,689 In fact, I can't eat it any more. 253 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,441 Well... 254 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,611 it's the preparation of these kind of things that's important. 255 00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:29,112 Of pasta? 256 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,198 No, I mean real life. I mean, the island. 257 00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:33,116 I'm not some arsehole like Robinson Crusoe, 258 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:36,161 who suddenly finds he's got the whole ship's stores at his disposal. 259 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,163 And a manservant sort of slave. 260 00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,375 - I beg your pardon? - Man Friday. 261 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,045 He had a Friday, as well. 262 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,380 Yes. 263 00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:50,967 Yes, he did. You see, I've got to organise the whole thing. 264 00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:54,095 I've got to prepare stores, medicines, visas, 265 00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:55,722 and things like that. 266 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,016 The most important thing's enough money. 267 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,394 The right sort of island, proper water supply. 268 00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,231 The right sort of companion. 269 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,484 In that order? 270 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,664 Now, what do you do for a living? 271 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:21,873 No, no, no. 272 00:17:22,999 --> 00:17:25,001 You're not a secretary, are you? 273 00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:26,211 Mmh-mmh. 274 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,339 A nurse? 275 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,300 No. Are those the choices? 276 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:35,387 Hmm. I don't understand. 277 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,556 Well, secretary or nurse. 278 00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:39,391 Forget it. 279 00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:42,352 I work for the Inland Revenue. 280 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,062 And I've heard all the jokes. 281 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:47,023 Hmm. Do you know, one of the girls 282 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:49,859 that I interviewed for this job said that she had a... 283 00:17:50,026 --> 00:17:51,152 had a degree in law. 284 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,575 "What bloody good is that on a desert island?" I said. 285 00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:01,538 I was, um... I was joking. 286 00:18:03,164 --> 00:18:05,458 Give me a woman that can cook, 287 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,379 sew, put up a tent. 288 00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,132 Fish. 289 00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:16,386 Mind you, I suppose, 290 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,555 a nurse could be useful, hmm? 291 00:18:22,225 --> 00:18:23,184 Think about it. 292 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,557 ...although they haven't named the day, 293 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,644 the wedding will take place in the latter half of July. 294 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:08,605 And she'll become the Princess of Wales. 295 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,983 The engagement ring, 14 diamonds and a sapphire... 296 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:15,278 Tuin Island. It's in the Torres Straits. 297 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,237 What? 298 00:19:16,404 --> 00:19:18,031 - Oh, hi. - Hello. 299 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,659 Nothing like a good read in the bog, you know. 300 00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,202 - I just-- - I'm only telling you... 301 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,412 - Gerald-- - ...in order that you get rid... 302 00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:26,456 - Uh, get used to my bad habits. - Gerald... 303 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,916 Gerald, Lara's here. 304 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,250 - I just came to-- - What? 305 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,627 - I said Lara's just come to-- - What? 306 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,130 Oh. Uh... 307 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,761 Um... 308 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,061 Like that? 309 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,313 Yes. 310 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,609 Yeah, well... 311 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,826 - How's Ronnie? - Oh, he's fine. 312 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,537 - Thank you. - And you two? 313 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,955 Yes. Yes. 314 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,959 Oh, that's... That's mine, I think. 315 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,253 Right. 316 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,796 Well, I'll... I'll see you before you go. 317 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,256 Absolutely. 318 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,508 Right. 319 00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:21,594 Bye. 320 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:23,054 Love to Ronnie. 321 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,557 Yes. Thanks, bye. 322 00:20:29,352 --> 00:20:30,979 - Lara! - She's gone. 323 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,148 - Lara! - She's gone, Gerald. 324 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:45,118 Fucking unbelievable! 325 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,077 You have a problem? 326 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,454 Oh, no, no problem. 327 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,205 To hell with it, we'll just find another island. 328 00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:51,374 Lucy, we have been looking for three months. 329 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,917 I'm not getting married 330 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:55,462 just because some crapulous old Australian bureaucrat says-- 331 00:20:55,628 --> 00:20:59,090 The problem I was referring to, is money, my dear. 332 00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:04,262 - Ah, but I-- - My company advanced the advance. 333 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,431 Now, since we're a poor publishing house, 334 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,434 we had to insist that it was repayable 335 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,394 if the little adventure was called off. 336 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,730 Now, we did discuss insurance. 337 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,023 You remember? 338 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,984 But, uh, you decided against it. "No need." 339 00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:23,156 God! 340 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:27,744 How much have we spent? 341 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,456 Everything. 342 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,708 I mean, Lucy, there were the airline tickets and-- 343 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,084 I am not marrying you, Gerald! 344 00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:37,921 Not for some out-of-date immigration law. 345 00:21:38,087 --> 00:21:40,006 And especially not just to get us out of debt. 346 00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,050 Taxi! 347 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:43,968 Lucy? 348 00:21:44,969 --> 00:21:45,970 Lucy. 349 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,145 Carry on. You may kiss the bride. 350 00:22:36,312 --> 00:22:37,480 You're man and wife. 351 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,858 Bravo! Well done. 352 00:22:40,024 --> 00:22:42,902 Another good marriage, Gerald. And it cost so little. 353 00:22:51,202 --> 00:22:53,246 I'm sorry, Lucy. Lucy, I'm sorry. 354 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,789 We have another couple waiting, 355 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,374 if you wouldn't mind clearing the marriage room. 356 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,126 Right, it's all down to the Chinese takeaway. 357 00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,210 Come on then. 358 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:00,647 How am I supposed to get this done 359 00:24:00,813 --> 00:24:04,525 if people keep on bothering me all the time, Gerald? 360 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:18,122 - It's bigger than... - Bigger. 361 00:24:20,124 --> 00:24:20,917 It looks... 362 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,168 No bathroom. 363 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,213 Right. Better get on with it. 364 00:24:27,423 --> 00:24:28,591 It's probably much... 365 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,259 It can't be prettier than... 366 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,179 that sky. 367 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,682 Don't look... Look at the island. 368 00:24:35,848 --> 00:24:38,101 Fabulous. Now, both of you together. 369 00:24:38,267 --> 00:24:40,186 It's our home. 370 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,537 Ruin all my... 371 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,456 - Give me the camera. - Come on. 372 00:25:41,622 --> 00:25:42,623 I just hate this! 373 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,002 No! 374 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,422 Sit down! 375 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,591 Have a good time! 376 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,468 You could've done it on any beach! 377 00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:56,572 Come on! 378 00:27:02,328 --> 00:27:03,871 Out! Out! Out! 379 00:27:04,038 --> 00:27:06,207 - Out! Out! Out! - Wait! What about me? 380 00:27:10,878 --> 00:27:13,798 Yes. Yes! Yes! 381 00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:20,388 Fabulous! Fabulous! 382 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,014 Good. 383 00:27:22,181 --> 00:27:24,142 That's another one. Go to the left now, love. 384 00:27:24,308 --> 00:27:26,060 No, hold it! Hold it. 385 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,062 Less than a year to go, love. 386 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,480 That's it. With every click. 387 00:27:30,356 --> 00:27:31,941 That's fab. 388 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,068 Okay, now, look out, at that gorgeous sea. 389 00:27:35,027 --> 00:27:36,612 Fabulous! Bit to the left. 390 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:40,283 Come on, love. That's it, great. 391 00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:41,993 Wonderful! Wonderful! 392 00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:44,996 Think of that beautiful sea. 393 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,206 That's it! 394 00:27:47,373 --> 00:27:49,333 We'll get you in a minute, Gerald. Stay there. 395 00:28:00,636 --> 00:28:02,096 - Bye! - Bye-bye, now. 396 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,806 - Me Iookie you here some time. - Bye. 397 00:28:06,058 --> 00:28:07,894 Get out of the background, you! 398 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:16,611 Where's he gone? 399 00:28:16,777 --> 00:28:18,529 He can't have gone far, can he, Janice? 400 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,573 Mmm. Where's the ladies? 401 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,326 Janice, for God's sakes, 402 00:28:23,492 --> 00:28:24,994 use your imagination! 403 00:28:26,829 --> 00:28:29,457 Well, never mind. I'll wait. 404 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,002 - Lucy? - Yup. 405 00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:02,198 Lucy! 406 00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,827 Let me send a chopper in the next two weeks, just-- 407 00:29:06,994 --> 00:29:08,913 - Janice, don't! - But I just-- 408 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,206 That's not the point. 409 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:11,958 This is mine. 410 00:29:12,124 --> 00:29:13,292 I'm going to do it. 411 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:15,711 And it's Gerald's, too. 412 00:29:15,878 --> 00:29:16,837 Lucy! 413 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:21,509 Welcome to Tuin. 414 00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,270 Hey, Janice. 415 00:29:32,436 --> 00:29:34,397 Do you want to take a picture of what it's really 416 00:29:34,563 --> 00:29:37,233 going to be like on a desert island, hmm? 417 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,069 Gerald, stop it. 418 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:43,239 Take a joke, old girl, take a joke. 419 00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:45,616 Actually, I could do with a couple of shots like that. Hold it. 420 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:48,411 Hey, Lucy. Real desert island dress. You know what I mean? 421 00:29:48,577 --> 00:29:49,954 Look, we'll take those. 422 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,164 I've got 50 boxes of Polaroid film. 423 00:29:52,331 --> 00:29:54,583 Oh! I can get off on Polaroids, too, dear. 424 00:29:59,922 --> 00:30:01,716 Go, Donnie! 425 00:30:01,882 --> 00:30:04,093 Get the martinis ready, darling! 426 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,303 Whoo! 427 00:30:05,469 --> 00:30:06,762 Saved at last. 428 00:30:06,929 --> 00:30:08,306 I could write my book now. 429 00:30:08,472 --> 00:30:09,598 Two hours on a desert island. 430 00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:11,100 - Come on then. - Come on then. 431 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,144 - No more sand in the undies! - Come on then. 432 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,645 Bloody noise. 433 00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,981 Here I come! Whoo! 434 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,342 Oh! 435 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:48,929 Jesus Christ! Hold on to me! 436 00:30:49,096 --> 00:30:50,181 Oh, my God! 437 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,059 Ow! 438 00:30:53,225 --> 00:30:54,643 Did you see the size of that thing? 439 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,937 Oh, no. 440 00:30:58,606 --> 00:30:59,565 Jeez! 441 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:02,777 - Come on. - I can't believe it! 442 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,571 Bye, you guys. 443 00:31:08,115 --> 00:31:09,867 Good luck. 444 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,369 Take care of yourself. 445 00:31:12,411 --> 00:31:13,913 Bye. 446 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,581 Donnie, get me out of here! 447 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,334 Ah! 448 00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:20,211 Saved at last. 449 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,712 Oh! 450 00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:23,214 Would you post this letter, please? 451 00:31:24,298 --> 00:31:25,508 Good luck, guys. 452 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:27,385 Okay. 453 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,262 Come on, Donnie, let's go. 454 00:31:30,429 --> 00:31:32,723 Bye, you guys. See you. 455 00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:39,563 Bye, Janice. Bye! 456 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:48,906 Lou, come on. 457 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,699 Watch these bloody rays. Whoa! 458 00:32:54,638 --> 00:32:55,556 Tea? 459 00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,309 Uh... 460 00:33:20,831 --> 00:33:22,958 I've made more tea. 461 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,752 Great. I could do with that. 462 00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:26,962 Phew! 463 00:33:27,129 --> 00:33:28,797 What do you think of the tent? 464 00:33:29,715 --> 00:33:31,133 Yeah, I think it's wonderful. 465 00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:32,885 Here. 466 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,262 Thank you. 467 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:40,434 What the hell are you doing? 468 00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:42,394 Snakes, they hate vibrations. 469 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,815 My darling, a snake would need 470 00:33:46,982 --> 00:33:48,359 a bloody power drill to get in there. 471 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,402 I mean, look at the way it's constructed. 472 00:33:50,569 --> 00:33:53,072 The whole thing is made completely... 473 00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:55,491 from man-made fibers. 474 00:33:56,825 --> 00:33:58,410 Yes, well, it's very nice. 475 00:33:58,577 --> 00:34:01,163 Until we get started on the real shelter, hmm? 476 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,418 Look, I left some rice on the boil, 477 00:34:06,585 --> 00:34:08,003 and it's going to get dark soon. 478 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:10,923 Yeah, okay. Well, we'll try fishing tomorrow, all right? 479 00:34:14,176 --> 00:34:16,971 I can't... Why can't I seem to find the iodine? 480 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:20,558 I'm sorry, I told you. 481 00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:23,435 I forgot to pick it up when we were in Badu yesterday. 482 00:34:23,602 --> 00:34:26,230 - I'm sorry. - What, and the extra flour supplies we agreed? 483 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:30,109 That was packed with the iodine, I told you. 484 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:31,944 - Oh, for God's sake! - I'm sorry. 485 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:32,987 Lucy? 486 00:34:34,196 --> 00:34:35,406 I'm sorry. 487 00:35:29,668 --> 00:35:30,794 Got you! 488 00:35:30,961 --> 00:35:32,338 Don't do that! 489 00:35:35,799 --> 00:35:37,551 I bet you thought I was asleep. 490 00:35:39,803 --> 00:35:41,096 But I wasn't. 491 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:43,766 But what I am... 492 00:35:44,808 --> 00:35:48,270 I'm randy... and ready. 493 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:49,480 Stop it! 494 00:36:48,038 --> 00:36:50,165 Did you ever find yourself walking down a street, 495 00:36:50,332 --> 00:36:53,085 and all of a sudden you're walking faster and you don't know why? 496 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:56,880 Then, you suddenly realised... 497 00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:59,007 you'd passed a fishmonger's shop. 498 00:37:00,884 --> 00:37:02,052 Mmm? 499 00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:08,100 I hate dead fish, you know! 500 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:09,435 Well, you can't exactly cook them 501 00:37:09,601 --> 00:37:11,061 when they're alive, can you? 502 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:16,900 I'm talking about buying them. 503 00:37:22,030 --> 00:37:25,033 Do you know, I once read Izaak Walton's Compleat Angler. 504 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,370 It was incredibly boring. 505 00:37:32,332 --> 00:37:33,834 What did you read it for, then? 506 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:38,297 I said, what did you read it for, then? 507 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:40,883 Because I never give up, once I've started. 508 00:37:48,098 --> 00:37:49,099 Bitch! 509 00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:56,148 - You know something, Lucy? - Hmm? 510 00:37:57,649 --> 00:37:59,735 You're as good as a man to have around here. 511 00:38:01,069 --> 00:38:02,905 I'll tell you something else. Shit! 512 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:07,785 - There could be crocodiles around here. - No! 513 00:38:07,951 --> 00:38:08,911 Yep. 514 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:14,208 Those saltwater crocs are... killers. 515 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,253 Yup. I read it. 516 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,840 They really are killers. 517 00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:27,471 Jesus! 518 00:38:32,684 --> 00:38:33,519 Hmm. 519 00:38:36,855 --> 00:38:40,776 Now, that lady there is Aunty Lucy, you see. 520 00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:42,945 And the gentleman is me. 521 00:38:43,111 --> 00:38:46,031 And, that's when we just arrived on the island. 522 00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:48,534 And this one here is a picture of you, 523 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:50,828 as you are now. 524 00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:53,622 Gerald, what do you think about when you're... 525 00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:55,332 you're doing routine things? 526 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:56,416 You know, boring things. 527 00:38:58,418 --> 00:38:59,545 Think about? 528 00:39:00,462 --> 00:39:02,881 Yeah, you always look blank. 529 00:39:03,048 --> 00:39:04,591 You know, nothing much going on. 530 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,677 So, I can't tell. 531 00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:13,517 Well, I think about what's happening, first off. 532 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,812 And then, I think about... 533 00:39:17,729 --> 00:39:19,773 And then, I think about, uh... 534 00:39:21,149 --> 00:39:22,693 What a bloody silly question! 535 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,820 What does anybody think about? 536 00:39:24,987 --> 00:39:27,739 I think about food and that... That sort of thing. 537 00:39:27,906 --> 00:39:31,577 I mean, it's fairly obvious, isn't it, hmm? 538 00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:39,543 Thing is, you never ask questions. 539 00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:42,671 You know what I mean? About life, 540 00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:45,382 God, mankind. 541 00:39:50,804 --> 00:39:52,639 I just want to know what goes on inside your head. 542 00:39:53,181 --> 00:39:54,182 That's all. 543 00:39:55,225 --> 00:39:56,435 My brain... 544 00:39:57,644 --> 00:40:00,230 ...is like my prick. 545 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:02,316 It goes up and down of its own accord. 546 00:40:02,941 --> 00:40:04,693 And sometimes, it... 547 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,820 It explodes with excitement. 548 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:10,574 But, when you see it lying there, 549 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,743 just doing nothing, nothing at all, 550 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,329 then you'd be surprised at what it's capable of thinking about. 551 00:40:18,498 --> 00:40:19,499 Try some. 552 00:40:21,835 --> 00:40:22,961 Hmm. 553 00:40:25,797 --> 00:40:28,675 Would you like to move there some... some time? 554 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:32,095 Mm. Yes. 555 00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,891 "There was a young man from Watt. 556 00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:38,894 Who took a lady out on a yacht. 557 00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:40,854 Too lazy to rape her, 558 00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:42,898 he made darts of brown paper 559 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:46,360 which he idly flicked at her twat." 560 00:40:58,288 --> 00:40:59,373 Lucy. 561 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:01,708 Lucy? 562 00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:06,546 Lucy? 563 00:41:59,182 --> 00:42:01,643 Come on, Gerald. It'll be dark soon. 564 00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:04,187 Yeah. 565 00:42:04,354 --> 00:42:06,314 Gerald, look, we should get back because the fire's going-- 566 00:42:06,481 --> 00:42:09,151 Shh, shh. Relax, will you? 567 00:42:09,317 --> 00:42:12,112 There's gonna be plenty of time for fire lighting, all right? 568 00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:14,239 You lazy sod! 569 00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:15,824 - Yeah. - I don't believe it! 570 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:18,285 You've just found another excuse to sit down. 571 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:19,453 Yeah! 572 00:42:19,619 --> 00:42:21,288 You're always lying about! 573 00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:26,501 Yes. 574 00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:33,467 Yes. 575 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:19,763 Hey, Luce! 576 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,140 Luce, come on down. 577 00:43:22,307 --> 00:43:25,102 Come on! Look, it is ready. 578 00:43:25,268 --> 00:43:28,188 I promise you, I teach you to tango, no? 579 00:43:28,355 --> 00:43:31,399 Gerald, we need shelter! We need food! 580 00:43:31,566 --> 00:43:34,152 This is... This is... Oh, God! 581 00:43:34,319 --> 00:43:36,446 Hey! I thought you wanted to learn something 582 00:43:36,613 --> 00:43:37,864 while you were here! 583 00:43:38,031 --> 00:43:40,242 What do you think this is? Bloody Devil's Island? 584 00:44:58,778 --> 00:45:01,531 Gerald, I thought you were gonna teach me fishing today. 585 00:45:04,826 --> 00:45:06,328 We'll have rice tonight. 586 00:45:06,494 --> 00:45:09,706 Hmm. Well, I counted out one of the bags. 587 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:13,668 18 days, or 25, if we eat less. 588 00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:16,046 Times four. That's 100 days. 589 00:45:18,965 --> 00:45:20,759 Lucy, I want to plant this garden. 590 00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:22,928 I want things to start growing. 591 00:45:23,094 --> 00:45:24,846 Firstly, because it's practical, we'll need it. 592 00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:27,015 And secondly, and maybe more importantly, 593 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:29,017 it's something that I've always wanted to do. 594 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:32,187 Grow my own food on my own island. 595 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:34,940 Now, I'll make sure that we don't starve, Lucy. 596 00:45:35,106 --> 00:45:37,984 And I'll make sure that you learn to fish. 597 00:45:38,151 --> 00:45:40,987 But, I want to do this first because I owe it to myself 598 00:45:41,154 --> 00:45:42,530 and it will prove to me... 599 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:46,034 that I believe in our future here. 600 00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:47,744 Together. You understand? 601 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,458 Our lives may depend upon these vegetables. 602 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,460 Gerald, come on, with an ocean full of food. 603 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:57,796 Lucy, 604 00:45:57,963 --> 00:46:00,966 you cannot live on protein alone. You will die. 605 00:46:01,132 --> 00:46:04,678 You need vegetables, carbohydrates. Fruits. 606 00:46:04,844 --> 00:46:07,764 Otherwise you die, you see. Bloody die. 607 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,557 Well, let's hope they grow, then. 608 00:46:10,642 --> 00:46:12,352 Let's pray that they do. 609 00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:14,646 Do you pray? 610 00:46:15,814 --> 00:46:16,731 Sometimes. 611 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:18,942 You? 612 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,529 I say "thank you" a lot. 613 00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:25,240 "A great philosopher ant 614 00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:27,951 once crawled up the leg of a pant. 615 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:31,955 He recognised the pudenda as feminine gender, 616 00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:34,040 which proves what you know, 617 00:46:34,207 --> 00:46:35,834 you students of Kant." 618 00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,794 Gerald, don't break the skin. 619 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:40,422 Gerald, don't break the skin. No, teacher, I won't. 620 00:46:40,588 --> 00:46:41,631 No, I won't. 621 00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:53,351 - Push it up, Gerald. - Lou, I can't get it up! 622 00:46:53,518 --> 00:46:54,978 Go on, harder! 623 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:56,563 Come on! 624 00:46:57,272 --> 00:46:58,773 - Ugh. - Comeon. 625 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:00,817 Just a bit, a bit. 626 00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:10,118 Yes, yes, come on! 627 00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:12,662 Got to get in. 628 00:47:12,829 --> 00:47:14,998 - Come on. Let me help. - Bloody thing. 629 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:19,294 Got brewer's droop again. Shit! Bloody thing! 630 00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:21,629 Come on! 631 00:47:21,796 --> 00:47:22,589 Whoo! 632 00:47:26,926 --> 00:47:29,220 - Gerald! - Shit! 633 00:47:29,387 --> 00:47:31,348 - Jesus! - Gerald! Are you all right? 634 00:47:31,514 --> 00:47:33,641 Fucking hell, Lou, they're everywhere! 635 00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:38,146 - Gerald, Gerald... - Fucking kill them, Lou! 636 00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:40,106 It's all right, Gerald. Shh, shh, shh. 637 00:47:50,283 --> 00:47:52,535 Shh. 638 00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:55,705 At least they missed the old fellow downstairs. 639 00:47:56,414 --> 00:47:57,624 Oh, the bastards. 640 00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:01,252 You crazy man. 641 00:48:01,836 --> 00:48:03,046 Shh. 642 00:48:39,457 --> 00:48:41,167 When you wrote answering... 643 00:48:42,293 --> 00:48:44,045 that ad, Lucy, is this... 644 00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:46,756 Is this what you expected? 645 00:48:51,511 --> 00:48:52,804 Oh, Shit! 646 00:49:01,771 --> 00:49:04,274 Is it all right for the member of Tuin West now? 647 00:49:07,777 --> 00:49:09,737 Gerald, please. Don't. 648 00:49:10,655 --> 00:49:11,739 Please. 649 00:50:10,256 --> 00:50:11,883 It's making me feel Iightheaded. 650 00:50:24,187 --> 00:50:25,480 - What is? - No protein. 651 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:29,150 Nothing but rice since Tuesday. 652 00:50:31,110 --> 00:50:34,155 Yeah, and those eternal cups of tea. 653 00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:36,783 Gerald? 654 00:50:37,408 --> 00:50:38,785 Mm? 655 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:40,870 Look, I don't want this to make any difference to us. 656 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:44,374 Leave it. 657 00:50:54,175 --> 00:50:57,011 Gerald, I don't want to hurt you, Gerald, really. 658 00:50:58,346 --> 00:50:59,764 And I am sorry. 659 00:51:00,723 --> 00:51:03,059 Lucy. 660 00:51:04,018 --> 00:51:05,770 Do you know that... 661 00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:08,773 you're always sorry? I mean, you've got this sorry thing 662 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,567 going around in your head all the time. 663 00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:11,818 Do you know that? 664 00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:13,361 Makes you angry, doesn't it? 665 00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,198 God, it frightens me. 666 00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:19,534 I mean, your anger. 667 00:51:19,701 --> 00:51:22,412 I mean, we're here on this island, alone. 668 00:51:24,163 --> 00:51:26,541 It frightens me. 669 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,543 It makes me feel so guilty. 670 00:51:31,170 --> 00:51:32,463 You're a smug little shit. 671 00:51:32,630 --> 00:51:34,549 I just can't. 672 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:37,302 {gasps} 673 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,559 Nothing's changed here. 674 00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:46,019 I didn't get fat, or bald, 675 00:51:46,185 --> 00:51:48,396 or forget to wash behind my ears. Did I? 676 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,149 Nothing's changed here, girl. 677 00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:54,736 Nothing's changed except you. You've changed! 678 00:51:54,902 --> 00:51:57,238 You! You welshed on a deal. Do you understand? 679 00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:03,119 You lied. And you... whored. 680 00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:06,581 And you... You whored your way down here. 681 00:52:06,748 --> 00:52:12,045 Well, we have got nine months, and 26 days to go. 682 00:52:14,213 --> 00:52:16,549 Let's see if we can both last that long, shall we? 683 00:52:32,565 --> 00:52:34,984 Gerry! Got something! 684 00:52:37,111 --> 00:52:38,279 Gerry! 685 00:52:38,946 --> 00:52:40,365 Look, Gerry! 686 00:52:40,531 --> 00:52:42,450 - You land it, Lucy! You land it! - Gerry, we need this! 687 00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:44,869 This is food, Gerry. Come on, we need it! 688 00:52:46,162 --> 00:52:47,121 Let it run! 689 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:48,623 For Christ's sake, it's a shark! 690 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,041 Let it run! 691 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:51,084 - Here. - Give it! 692 00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,461 Give it line! A-ha! 693 00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:55,046 A - ha! 694 00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:01,803 Come on, come on. 695 00:53:03,137 --> 00:53:04,430 Come on! 696 00:53:04,597 --> 00:53:06,557 Here it comes, here it comes. 697 00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:11,562 Come on, my beauty! 698 00:53:15,608 --> 00:53:17,026 Oh. Um... 699 00:53:18,861 --> 00:53:21,739 Ah, yeah, well, you take that. 700 00:53:21,906 --> 00:53:23,074 And, I'll go and, um... 701 00:53:34,001 --> 00:53:35,044 Gerald? 702 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,963 Gerry? 703 00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:38,923 Gerald! 704 00:53:43,010 --> 00:53:44,011 Gerald? 705 00:53:47,890 --> 00:53:50,059 Gerry, we can't leave it like this. 706 00:54:00,361 --> 00:54:01,446 Gerry! 707 00:54:19,922 --> 00:54:21,132 Gerry! 708 00:54:52,163 --> 00:54:54,040 It's not fair! 709 00:55:04,926 --> 00:55:07,512 I can't go searching for you! 710 00:55:11,682 --> 00:55:12,892 Gerald! 711 00:55:16,562 --> 00:55:18,064 Gerald! 712 00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:21,901 Gerald, we're in this together. 713 00:55:26,072 --> 00:55:29,492 Gerald, we can talk about this, can't we? 714 00:55:31,744 --> 00:55:33,079 Gerry! 715 00:55:36,707 --> 00:55:39,043 "There was a young man from Leeds 716 00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,712 who swallowed a packet of seeds. 717 00:55:43,172 --> 00:55:45,007 Out of... 718 00:55:45,925 --> 00:55:49,011 His arse grew blades of grass 719 00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,180 and his balls 720 00:55:51,347 --> 00:55:55,142 all covered in weeds." 721 00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:06,904 Gerald! 722 00:56:15,079 --> 00:56:16,789 Gerald! 723 00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:22,211 Lucy. 724 00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:25,506 I'm sorry. 725 00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:29,176 I'm sorry. 726 00:56:29,343 --> 00:56:32,972 I went to... I went to the other side of the island, and... 727 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,851 And I wanted to come back... 728 00:56:38,019 --> 00:56:40,104 by first light. Do you understand? 729 00:56:42,899 --> 00:56:45,401 I'm sorry! 730 00:56:59,123 --> 00:57:01,334 I didn't mean to frighten you, Luce. 731 00:57:02,043 --> 00:57:03,461 I didn't, my darling. 732 00:57:08,257 --> 00:57:09,467 I'm sorry. 733 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:14,388 I'm 734 00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:19,018 And these... 735 00:57:19,185 --> 00:57:22,396 These damn things are beginning to, to hemorrhage. 736 00:57:24,982 --> 00:57:26,525 - Do you understand? - Mm. 737 00:57:27,401 --> 00:57:29,195 I'm sorry, girl. 738 00:57:30,154 --> 00:57:31,572 Fucking hell! 739 00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:34,575 Oh, Shit! 740 00:57:48,547 --> 00:57:50,257 - Do you know something, Lou? - Hmm? 741 00:57:50,424 --> 00:57:54,053 I reckon, even ifl had some rolling tobacco, 742 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:57,181 I've forgotten how to roll a cigarette. 743 00:58:07,274 --> 00:58:09,068 Phew! 744 00:58:09,235 --> 00:58:11,988 Dear, oh, dear. Hot, huh? 745 00:58:12,154 --> 00:58:13,364 It's weird, isn't it? 746 00:58:13,531 --> 00:58:15,074 Yeah. 747 00:58:15,241 --> 00:58:17,159 - I mean the changes. - Hmm? 748 00:58:17,326 --> 00:58:18,828 I mean, you can say the words, 749 00:58:19,453 --> 00:58:21,706 "Pub, copper, 750 00:58:22,456 --> 00:58:24,041 - bus. - Hmm. 751 00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:26,210 - "A friend." - Mmm. 752 00:58:26,877 --> 00:58:28,754 And they just... 753 00:58:28,921 --> 00:58:30,548 don't mean anything anymore. 754 00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:34,176 Yes, they just... 755 00:58:34,343 --> 00:58:35,928 seem to have lost their images, don't they? 756 00:58:37,471 --> 00:58:38,514 They're just... 757 00:58:39,098 --> 00:58:41,308 ...sounds. 758 00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:45,146 Yes. 759 00:58:46,063 --> 00:58:47,481 - Lou? - Hmm? 760 00:58:48,774 --> 00:58:50,109 Will you just give these... 761 00:58:51,277 --> 00:58:52,903 a spot more? 762 00:58:53,070 --> 00:58:54,989 - Here. This one, this one. - Yeah. 763 00:58:55,156 --> 00:58:57,575 - And this one. This one. - Yes. 764 00:59:10,337 --> 00:59:12,715 A screw and a cold beer right now is, 765 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:15,384 is the summit of my whole life's ambition. 766 00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:18,095 Do you know something? 767 00:59:18,262 --> 00:59:21,432 You could found a whole new religion on this island. 768 00:59:22,349 --> 00:59:23,893 With a screw and a cold beer. 769 00:59:25,603 --> 00:59:26,604 Here. 770 00:59:35,821 --> 00:59:37,323 Lucy, 771 00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:39,533 I said screw, not stew. 772 00:59:44,205 --> 00:59:45,623 You're such a liar. 773 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,752 What did I do wrong now? 774 00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:52,713 Your whole character's a lie. 775 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,965 You pretend you don't read, 776 00:59:55,132 --> 00:59:57,760 don't think, don't listen. 777 00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:59,887 You pretend you're just a "give me a good lay, 778 01:00:00,054 --> 01:00:02,556 a good beer and I'm happy" sort of chap. 779 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:03,808 Hmm? 780 01:00:06,018 --> 01:00:08,479 Lucy, everybody leads their secret life. 781 01:00:09,730 --> 01:00:11,315 Where even secrets have secrets. 782 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:13,484 Sure. 783 01:00:13,651 --> 01:00:14,985 Women love to skewer us, 784 01:00:15,152 --> 01:00:18,781 love to figure us out and then pigeon-hole us. 785 01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:20,866 "He's reliable, he's quiet but gentle, 786 01:00:21,033 --> 01:00:22,785 he's sweet with the kids. 787 01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:25,704 I really do know the real inner him," they say 788 01:00:25,871 --> 01:00:28,207 to themselves, nodding wisely. 789 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:30,543 And they're amazed when suddenly 790 01:00:30,709 --> 01:00:32,128 he breaks ranks and they... 791 01:00:32,294 --> 01:00:35,214 They discover, all of a sudden, that they never knew one... 792 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,299 one sweet doodle, 793 01:00:37,466 --> 01:00:39,885 not even one sweet doodleshit about them. 794 01:00:42,888 --> 01:00:44,098 Now, believe me. 795 01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:54,525 My God, have we been here that long? 796 01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:12,376 So... 797 01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:14,795 You dropped your panties after all, eh? 798 01:01:15,504 --> 01:01:16,589 What? 799 01:01:16,755 --> 01:01:18,966 Dropped your panties! 800 01:01:19,133 --> 01:01:20,926 "I'm not going to read this aloud to G. 801 01:01:21,093 --> 01:01:24,346 You have to have a concave navel to make love to a sunbeam. 802 01:01:24,513 --> 01:01:27,349 I have the most beautiful navel on Tuin. " 803 01:01:27,516 --> 01:01:29,351 "They enter directly from above 804 01:01:29,518 --> 01:01:30,978 when the sun is perpendicular to the Earth 805 01:01:31,145 --> 01:01:33,397 if caught on a rock alone at this hour of the day, 806 01:01:33,564 --> 01:01:35,482 you are almost certain to be ravished. " 807 01:01:40,779 --> 01:01:42,531 "Sunbeam in your navel." 808 01:01:42,698 --> 01:01:44,950 Oh, Lucy. 809 01:01:52,291 --> 01:01:53,876 Ugh! 810 01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:56,212 I don't even like the taste of these things. 811 01:01:56,378 --> 01:01:58,756 Gerald, at least they're food. 812 01:01:58,923 --> 01:02:00,799 You're not allergic to them like the shark. 813 01:02:03,469 --> 01:02:04,553 God, you know... 814 01:02:07,181 --> 01:02:09,308 my mother used to take us winkling when... 815 01:02:10,184 --> 01:02:11,185 when we were... 816 01:02:13,938 --> 01:02:17,358 She used to wear this, this big apron thing with... 817 01:02:17,524 --> 01:02:19,318 with a huge great pocket in the front. 818 01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:22,571 And her hair in a scarf. 819 01:02:23,572 --> 01:02:25,324 It was always up in a scarf. 820 01:02:27,117 --> 01:02:29,245 And she was always... 821 01:02:29,411 --> 01:02:31,997 She was always bent from working. 822 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,587 It was a... It was a beautiful wide bay, 823 01:02:40,130 --> 01:02:43,175 when the tide was ebbing, we all used to run down and... 824 01:02:45,177 --> 01:02:46,428 She used to... 825 01:02:49,807 --> 01:02:51,392 She used to pickle winkles. 826 01:02:53,143 --> 01:02:54,478 Pickle them. 827 01:02:54,645 --> 01:02:56,689 I've never heard of pickled winkles. 828 01:02:57,731 --> 01:02:59,191 Maybe it was something else. 829 01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:03,779 I wonder why she did that. 830 01:03:09,618 --> 01:03:12,371 Do you know some nights my mother used to go up to the big house, 831 01:03:13,998 --> 01:03:15,374 on the cook's night off, 832 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:17,960 and help out in the kitchens. 833 01:03:19,169 --> 01:03:20,713 I used to go with her. 834 01:03:20,879 --> 01:03:23,382 And when the staff used to sit down and have their supper, 835 01:03:24,550 --> 01:03:25,801 I used to crawl underneath the table 836 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,845 and pretend to play with my toy cars, 837 01:03:28,012 --> 01:03:29,763 but do you know... 838 01:03:29,930 --> 01:03:31,307 Do you know what I was really doing? 839 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:34,768 I was looking up their frocks, 840 01:03:36,186 --> 01:03:40,274 at all those white thighs and stockings 841 01:03:40,441 --> 01:03:42,318 and knickers and garters, 842 01:03:42,484 --> 01:03:46,363 and all those secret fleshy places. 843 01:03:46,530 --> 01:03:48,949 Gerry, when are we gonna start on the proper shelter? 844 01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:51,160 You know that tent is driving me crazy. 845 01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:53,537 How long have we been here? 846 01:03:56,623 --> 01:04:00,961 It seems to me that today was a much... 847 01:04:01,128 --> 01:04:04,715 longer day than the day when we first arrived. 848 01:04:06,425 --> 01:04:09,803 Do you know this might be the place, Tuin... 849 01:04:11,847 --> 01:04:13,265 This might be the place where we die. 850 01:04:17,102 --> 01:04:19,021 I always thought I'd die in England. 851 01:04:22,691 --> 01:04:24,526 Gerry, do you ever think of food? 852 01:04:24,693 --> 01:04:25,861 Home food. 853 01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:31,200 - Hmm. - Like, um... 854 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,410 Like egg and chips and vinegar? 855 01:04:33,577 --> 01:04:35,662 - Lucy, don't. - Or, um... 856 01:04:35,829 --> 01:04:39,291 slices of cold potato and pickled dill. 857 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:40,918 Have you ever had hot buttered toast 858 01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:42,503 with marrowbone jelly andjusL 859 01:04:42,669 --> 01:04:44,421 just a scraping of marmite with some pepper? 860 01:04:44,588 --> 01:04:48,675 Or, um, bowls of fresh iced raspberries. 861 01:04:49,176 --> 01:04:50,511 God. 862 01:04:50,677 --> 01:04:52,012 Or tagliatelle and cream. 863 01:04:52,179 --> 01:04:54,098 With chopped ham and some spices. 864 01:04:54,264 --> 01:04:57,976 And on the side three big pints of beer 865 01:04:58,143 --> 01:05:00,604 with all the condensation coming down the side. 866 01:05:02,981 --> 01:05:05,567 Lucy? 867 01:05:05,734 --> 01:05:07,069 That was better than sex, wasn't it? 868 01:05:27,214 --> 01:05:29,091 Lucy, Lucy, don't. 869 01:05:32,344 --> 01:05:34,012 Feed me. 870 01:05:34,179 --> 01:05:35,431 Lucy, don't go on. 871 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,225 Lucy, wake up. 872 01:05:38,392 --> 01:05:40,227 Please, wake up. 873 01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:43,021 Smell of you. 874 01:05:46,191 --> 01:05:47,526 Lucy, you're dreaming. 875 01:05:52,990 --> 01:05:56,368 Secret. Lovely secret. 876 01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:03,459 You're dreaming, Lucy. 877 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:04,710 You're dreaming. 878 01:06:04,877 --> 01:06:06,253 Deeper, Tuin. 879 01:06:07,045 --> 01:06:08,464 Deepen" 880 01:06:10,090 --> 01:06:13,677 I'II die on you. 881 01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:18,056 Oh, you've used me, Tuin. 882 01:06:32,529 --> 01:06:33,572 Are you all right? 883 01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:36,909 They woke me up. 884 01:06:39,661 --> 01:06:41,246 They're really painful, aren't they? 885 01:06:41,413 --> 01:06:42,456 Yeah. 886 01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:45,876 Yeah, they are. 887 01:06:49,296 --> 01:06:50,797 You were talking in your sleep. 888 01:06:50,964 --> 01:06:52,216 What was I saying? 889 01:07:24,331 --> 01:07:27,668 At the first stroke it will be twelve o'clock... 890 01:07:27,834 --> 01:07:29,753 precisely! 891 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:34,841 At the first stroke it will be ten o'clock, precisely. 892 01:07:45,102 --> 01:07:46,144 Gerald! 893 01:08:02,119 --> 01:08:03,120 Gerry! 894 01:08:07,165 --> 01:08:08,584 Gerald! 895 01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:10,168 At the first stroke... 896 01:08:10,335 --> 01:08:12,129 I'm over here at one o'clock! 897 01:08:15,882 --> 01:08:17,050 - Gerry! - Two o'clock! 898 01:08:18,051 --> 01:08:19,803 Gerald, there's somebody coming! 899 01:08:37,738 --> 01:08:39,281 - Cover your tits! - What? 900 01:08:39,448 --> 01:08:41,241 For God's sake, cover your tits! 901 01:08:41,783 --> 01:08:43,201 Ahoy there! 902 01:08:43,368 --> 01:08:44,786 Anyone ashore? 903 01:08:45,370 --> 01:08:47,164 Anybody home? 904 01:08:49,124 --> 01:08:50,792 Hello, there! 905 01:08:50,959 --> 01:08:52,919 There are only two of them. 906 01:08:53,879 --> 01:08:55,839 I dare say we could be sociable. 907 01:08:57,549 --> 01:08:59,384 - Hello there. - Hello! 908 01:08:59,551 --> 01:09:01,261 - Ahoy! - G'day! 909 01:09:05,057 --> 01:09:07,601 You are required under penalty of law 910 01:09:07,768 --> 01:09:10,437 to complete and return this census form. 911 01:09:10,937 --> 01:09:11,813 What? 912 01:09:12,606 --> 01:09:14,733 Incredible, isn't it? 913 01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:16,777 They insisted on us stopping by 914 01:09:16,943 --> 01:09:18,779 to deliver this census form! 915 01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:22,032 Look,lhope you won't mind, 916 01:09:22,199 --> 01:09:25,577 but we've got some repairs we want to do to our hulls. 917 01:09:25,744 --> 01:09:28,205 We haven't got any spare food, you know. 918 01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:31,291 It's okay, we've got plenty of food. 919 01:09:31,458 --> 01:09:33,627 In fact, you can have some of ours if you like. 920 01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:35,921 Well, that's very nice of you. Thank you very much. 921 01:09:47,641 --> 01:09:49,518 I know, it's crazy. 922 01:09:51,103 --> 01:09:52,187 Anyway... 923 01:09:55,857 --> 01:09:57,067 Here it is. 924 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,075 So, how's it been going? 925 01:10:05,242 --> 01:10:06,827 Well, we love the island. 926 01:10:10,789 --> 01:10:12,624 Well, I'm Rod Armstrong. 927 01:10:14,209 --> 01:10:16,628 - Hello. - That's my mate, Jason. 928 01:10:27,347 --> 01:10:30,100 G'day, Jason Menzies. 929 01:10:31,351 --> 01:10:33,186 Hello. 930 01:10:33,353 --> 01:10:35,605 - Hello, Jason. - G'day. 931 01:10:42,487 --> 01:10:43,989 You both look... 932 01:10:44,156 --> 01:10:46,867 Yeah, well, we're getting on fine by ourselves up until, 933 01:10:47,033 --> 01:10:48,285 till just now just... 934 01:10:48,452 --> 01:10:49,619 Just... Just fine. 935 01:10:52,038 --> 01:10:54,332 Your boat looks marvelous. Fantastic boat. 936 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,251 Uaughs] 937 01:11:00,589 --> 01:11:01,798 Lucy. 938 01:11:04,342 --> 01:11:06,219 Why don't you make us all a cup of tea? 939 01:11:08,096 --> 01:11:10,182 Tea, yes. Yes, of course. Come on. 940 01:11:11,933 --> 01:11:12,934 Great idea. 941 01:11:13,643 --> 01:11:14,853 Thanks. 942 01:11:25,363 --> 01:11:26,490 How's that? 943 01:11:29,367 --> 01:11:30,660 Here we go. 944 01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:33,497 Ah! That hurts. 945 01:11:34,039 --> 01:11:35,499 Ah! OW! 946 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:37,918 Ah! 947 01:11:38,084 --> 01:11:39,085 That hurts. 948 01:11:39,252 --> 01:11:40,128 Here, have a beer. 949 01:11:41,838 --> 01:11:43,131 Gerald being silly. 950 01:11:43,298 --> 01:11:44,841 I bet you didn't know what to expect. 951 01:11:45,008 --> 01:11:47,093 And that is about... And that's all we brought with us. 952 01:11:47,260 --> 01:11:49,638 Lucy, do you realise something? 953 01:11:49,805 --> 01:11:53,225 Today is the first day that you've entertained anybody as a married woman. 954 01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:56,144 So it is. 955 01:11:57,938 --> 01:12:00,607 God, there's so much intimacy about what you two are doing. 956 01:12:01,608 --> 01:12:03,026 I mean by the end of this, 957 01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:04,611 there won't be anything you don't know about each other. 958 01:12:05,612 --> 01:12:06,738 What do you talk about? 959 01:12:11,034 --> 01:12:12,536 Practical things, of course. 960 01:12:12,702 --> 01:12:14,079 And, um, then... 961 01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:18,250 talk about our lives... 962 01:12:19,334 --> 01:12:21,336 Memories, ideas... 963 01:12:24,256 --> 01:12:27,217 I don't know. It's all a bit beyond talking, really. 964 01:12:29,052 --> 01:12:30,470 Yeah. 965 01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:32,639 What happens when people know too much about each other? 966 01:12:35,809 --> 01:12:37,394 No pretenses left. 967 01:12:38,728 --> 01:12:39,980 Nothing to hide behind. 968 01:12:43,567 --> 01:12:45,318 At least you're married. 969 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,070 If you weren't, imagine the ransom you'd hold 970 01:12:47,237 --> 01:12:49,406 over each other when you're finished. 971 01:12:49,573 --> 01:12:51,825 I couldn't Iet somebody else walk around with that. 972 01:12:53,034 --> 01:12:54,160 I'd have to do them in. 973 01:12:55,871 --> 01:12:56,872 Yeah, we're only married 974 01:12:57,038 --> 01:12:58,331 because the government made us. 975 01:12:58,540 --> 01:12:59,708 Do you know what they said to us? 976 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:02,002 They said, "No hanky-panky on a desert island 977 01:13:02,168 --> 01:13:03,670 unless you've got a license." 978 01:13:03,837 --> 01:13:06,339 Oh, come on, that's hard to believe. 979 01:13:06,506 --> 01:13:08,133 Yes it is, isn't it? 980 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,344 Mind, it could be worse. No hanky-panky at all. 981 01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:15,640 Now, that would be unbelievable. 982 01:13:19,519 --> 01:13:20,729 Shit! 983 01:13:29,362 --> 01:13:31,740 Oh, it's not Gerald 's fault. 984 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:33,158 It's just the way he is. 985 01:13:36,828 --> 01:13:38,663 It's me, Iknow. 986 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:44,586 But he just lies there doing nothing. 987 01:13:46,004 --> 01:13:47,422 With no... 988 01:13:50,383 --> 01:13:51,968 imagination. 989 01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:55,305 Imagination... 990 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:00,310 I suppose... 991 01:14:02,395 --> 01:14:05,690 I suppose it's because he's so much older than me, partly. 992 01:14:07,859 --> 01:14:09,611 That terrible leg infection. 993 01:14:14,074 --> 01:14:15,700 - It's slippery there. - Uh-huh. 994 01:14:35,136 --> 01:14:37,222 What's the... What's the next bit? 995 01:14:39,015 --> 01:14:40,225 A. 996 01:14:41,434 --> 01:14:43,770 Here and there. 997 01:14:43,937 --> 01:14:45,522 Oh, right, here we go. 998 01:14:56,741 --> 01:14:58,410 You do it. You do it. 999 01:15:06,042 --> 01:15:07,752 God, I love this place. 1000 01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:11,798 Everything I dreamed for it to be. 1001 01:15:19,389 --> 01:15:20,640 Where's Jason? 1002 01:15:22,809 --> 01:15:24,019 Lucy. 1003 01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:36,197 No. No, I'm married! 1004 01:15:39,325 --> 01:15:41,536 I'm a married woman! 1005 01:17:05,328 --> 01:17:07,872 You're like a randy little bitch on heat! 1006 01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:10,834 Do you know that? 1007 01:17:13,837 --> 01:17:15,505 You behave like that tomorrow, 1008 01:17:15,672 --> 01:17:17,757 and I'm going to beat the shit outofyou. 1009 01:17:18,967 --> 01:17:20,301 Do you understand? 1010 01:17:27,892 --> 01:17:29,394 You're a very... 1011 01:17:30,687 --> 01:17:32,438 peculiar person. 1012 01:17:33,898 --> 01:17:35,775 I don't understand you, Lucy. 1013 01:17:58,006 --> 01:17:59,591 Take it easy. 1014 01:18:05,930 --> 01:18:07,015 Funny couple. 1015 01:18:08,516 --> 01:18:10,101 I kind of like old Gerald. 1016 01:18:11,728 --> 01:18:12,687 He was okay. 1017 01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:14,230 A bit starboard, mate. 1018 01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:17,609 So, tell me, slosher, 1019 01:18:17,775 --> 01:18:18,484 did you get a bit? 1020 01:18:18,651 --> 01:18:19,819 Uaughs] 1021 01:18:36,753 --> 01:18:38,171 I'm going fishing. 1022 01:18:39,964 --> 01:18:42,800 Use those hooks and the... 1023 01:18:42,967 --> 01:18:44,594 And the bait that they left us. 1024 01:18:45,261 --> 01:18:46,930 I had to defend you. 1025 01:18:47,096 --> 01:18:49,474 I had to defend you! I was so ashamed! 1026 01:18:50,516 --> 01:18:51,851 Defended me? 1027 01:18:52,018 --> 01:18:53,436 Defended me! 1028 01:18:55,772 --> 01:18:57,690 That is crass! 1029 01:18:58,775 --> 01:19:01,194 You threw yourself at them! 1030 01:19:02,445 --> 01:19:03,696 - Yesterday, they-- - Oh, yeah. 1031 01:19:05,281 --> 01:19:07,742 Oh, yeah, yesterday! What did we do yesterday? 1032 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:10,828 What did we do? Did we have them both, did we? 1033 01:19:10,995 --> 01:19:12,830 Did we have one at each end, did we? 1034 01:19:12,997 --> 01:19:14,749 You bloody threw yourself at them! 1035 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:17,001 You behaved like a little randy bitch! 1036 01:19:17,168 --> 01:19:19,420 I didn't do anything! 1037 01:19:19,587 --> 01:19:22,757 Out of some stupid misguided sense of loyalty! 1038 01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:24,759 Tell you one thing, I bloody wish I had! 1039 01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:26,135 Oh, IWiSh I had! 1040 01:19:26,302 --> 01:19:27,679 Lucy. 1041 01:19:27,845 --> 01:19:30,640 Lucy, you're a liar. 1042 01:19:30,807 --> 01:19:33,059 I ended up defending you! 1043 01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:35,853 They saw everything. 1044 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:37,188 Everything! 1045 01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:40,066 The way you just lie there... 1046 01:19:40,942 --> 01:19:42,277 useless! 1047 01:19:42,443 --> 01:19:44,445 Hopeless. Thoughtless. 1048 01:19:47,865 --> 01:19:49,033 Oh, yeah! 1049 01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:51,869 Oh, yeah, Lucy! 1050 01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:53,913 What is that, eh? 1051 01:19:54,831 --> 01:19:57,417 What is that, bird shit? 1052 01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:59,377 That's a house, Lucy. That's a house! 1053 01:20:02,839 --> 01:20:06,426 Oh, we know what madam prefers, don't we, eh? 1054 01:20:06,592 --> 01:20:08,970 Some blond, muscular beach bums? 1055 01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:13,141 Some Aussie stud come strutting off the beach, huh? 1056 01:20:14,475 --> 01:20:17,145 Oh, yeah. No sex on Tuin. 1057 01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:18,646 No. 1058 01:20:18,813 --> 01:20:21,441 Not until Jason and Rod arrives anyway. 1059 01:20:21,607 --> 01:20:23,985 Look, I wanted to be proud of you! That's all! 1060 01:20:24,152 --> 01:20:25,486 Just proud of you! 1061 01:20:25,653 --> 01:20:27,363 I wanted to be able to say, "Look what we've done here. 1062 01:20:27,530 --> 01:20:29,657 Look how we've survived, him and me." 1063 01:20:29,824 --> 01:20:30,783 And you know what? 1064 01:20:30,950 --> 01:20:33,244 I couldn't even say that! 1065 01:20:33,411 --> 01:20:35,246 This is your rations. 1066 01:20:35,413 --> 01:20:36,456 I'll be back. 1067 01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:39,959 Lucy, don't. 1068 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:43,338 Look at this place, Gerald. 1069 01:20:43,504 --> 01:20:45,506 Look at what we've done here! 1070 01:20:45,673 --> 01:20:47,967 Look at what you've done! 1071 01:20:48,134 --> 01:20:49,010 Nothing! 1072 01:20:49,177 --> 01:20:50,803 House! 1073 01:20:52,388 --> 01:20:54,098 It's nothing! 1074 01:21:01,564 --> 01:21:03,399 Oi! Bitch! 1075 01:21:04,317 --> 01:21:06,486 This was your supper! 1076 01:21:06,652 --> 01:21:08,613 So you can starve now, huh? 1077 01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:41,456 This is an old graveyard. 1078 01:22:44,792 --> 01:22:46,169 Rainy season's due. 1079 01:22:47,712 --> 01:22:48,671 Yeah. 1080 01:22:50,131 --> 01:22:51,215 So is my period. 1081 01:22:51,841 --> 01:22:53,050 Five weeks ago. 1082 01:22:57,346 --> 01:22:59,474 Oh, shit! 1083 01:23:00,766 --> 01:23:02,143 That's all I need, isn't it? 1084 01:23:02,310 --> 01:23:04,270 No, I can't be pregnant. 1085 01:23:04,437 --> 01:23:05,521 I can't. 1086 01:23:05,688 --> 01:23:07,440 No. Forget it. Forget it. 1087 01:23:10,067 --> 01:23:12,612 Them bones them bones 1088 01:23:12,778 --> 01:23:15,865 Ham bones Them bones them... 1089 01:24:35,319 --> 01:24:38,656 I can't grow things without water! 1090 01:24:54,547 --> 01:24:56,716 Lou! 1091 01:24:56,882 --> 01:24:58,884 Lou, what's happened? 1092 01:24:59,051 --> 01:25:00,303 What's the matter? 1093 01:25:02,179 --> 01:25:03,889 What's the matter, baby? 1094 01:25:04,056 --> 01:25:06,392 I ate this. 1095 01:25:06,559 --> 01:25:08,227 Lots of them. Ate them! 1096 01:25:08,936 --> 01:25:10,813 What are they? 1097 01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:12,648 What are they? 1098 01:25:15,359 --> 01:25:18,404 Oh, God, oh, Gerald. 1099 01:25:20,906 --> 01:25:22,825 Hurts... It hurts... 1100 01:25:23,868 --> 01:25:25,077 What, baby? 1101 01:25:28,998 --> 01:25:31,626 Lucy, look, this is it. The Leichhardt 1102 01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:36,213 or MacKenzie bean, first mentioned by blah, blah, blah... 1103 01:25:36,380 --> 01:25:39,425 Produces thick coffee substitute. 1104 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:42,178 Whole bean is edible... 1105 01:25:43,262 --> 01:25:45,306 and nutritious when boiled, but... 1106 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,935 extremely poisonous in the raw state. 1107 01:25:51,103 --> 01:25:53,564 If poisoning occurs... 1108 01:29:48,424 --> 01:29:49,592 Jesus Christ! Sorry. 1109 01:29:49,758 --> 01:29:51,719 If we had come a week later... 1110 01:29:54,054 --> 01:29:55,973 God is to be thanked for it. 1111 01:30:00,269 --> 01:30:01,854 There we are. Almost there. 1112 01:30:02,021 --> 01:30:03,522 Let's look at your leg. 1113 01:30:03,689 --> 01:30:05,065 Now, Mr. Kingsland, 1114 01:30:05,232 --> 01:30:07,776 what was your intention in the event that your good wife 1115 01:30:07,943 --> 01:30:10,779 became pregnant here on this island? 1116 01:30:10,946 --> 01:30:11,947 Well, you see, my wife and I-- 1117 01:30:12,114 --> 01:30:13,532 You don't need a medical degree 1118 01:30:13,699 --> 01:30:17,077 to diagnose serious malnutrition. 1119 01:30:17,244 --> 01:30:19,371 I assume her periods stopped some time ago? 1120 01:30:19,538 --> 01:30:20,706 Well, that could have been my wife's-- 1121 01:30:20,873 --> 01:30:23,375 You were both very, very fortunate. 1122 01:30:24,793 --> 01:30:26,462 Let me look at this. 1123 01:30:29,632 --> 01:30:31,258 Bloody lucky. 1124 01:30:33,344 --> 01:30:34,637 And don't take it neat now. 1125 01:30:34,803 --> 01:30:36,680 It tastes much better with a drop of water. 1126 01:30:36,847 --> 01:30:38,098 Uh, Sister? 1127 01:30:38,265 --> 01:30:40,726 Now, you be sure and take this course of antibiotics 1128 01:30:40,893 --> 01:30:42,186 six times a day. 1129 01:30:42,353 --> 01:30:45,522 And the vitamin course for at least a month. 1130 01:30:45,689 --> 01:30:48,943 And you be sure you come to the surgery on Badu, Mr. Kingsland. 1131 01:30:49,109 --> 01:30:51,278 Yes, that'll be a date, Sister. 1132 01:30:51,445 --> 01:30:54,657 Now, we will give thanks where thanks are due, Sister. 1133 01:30:54,823 --> 01:30:57,284 What have we got in here now? Look at this. 1134 01:31:24,269 --> 01:31:26,188 He is too piously 1135 01:31:26,355 --> 01:31:29,441 fearful that will not trust in God so powerful. 1136 01:31:30,359 --> 01:31:31,527 Got a spanner? 1137 01:31:34,697 --> 01:31:36,031 Must be the carby. 1138 01:31:37,992 --> 01:31:40,786 What were you two gossiping about then? 1139 01:31:40,953 --> 01:31:43,247 - Horses. - Horses. 1140 01:31:44,707 --> 01:31:47,209 Yes, Sister St. Winifred and I were... 1141 01:31:47,376 --> 01:31:49,294 We're both... We loved horses. 1142 01:31:51,005 --> 01:31:53,549 Oh, yes. I used to like dancing. 1143 01:31:54,883 --> 01:31:57,011 Tell me. I suppose you're, um... 1144 01:31:57,177 --> 01:31:58,679 Well, are you both... 1145 01:31:58,846 --> 01:32:02,891 What I mean is, are you fully qualified? 1146 01:32:03,058 --> 01:32:04,435 I'm a state registered nurse. 1147 01:32:05,477 --> 01:32:07,938 No, I... I meant as a nun. 1148 01:32:12,943 --> 01:32:14,236 Sister St. Winifred... 1149 01:32:17,072 --> 01:32:18,949 You very clever man, Mr. Gerald. 1150 01:32:26,957 --> 01:32:29,501 Okay, I bring you more food, 1151 01:32:29,668 --> 01:32:31,045 more work for you, sir. 1152 01:32:32,046 --> 01:32:33,797 Plenty motors on Badu do not work. 1153 01:32:33,964 --> 01:32:37,342 You'll see. Yeah, Mr. Gerald. 1154 01:32:37,509 --> 01:32:40,345 You'll see, Mr. Gerald. You'll see. 1155 01:32:42,598 --> 01:32:44,725 Do you know they're so nice. 1156 01:32:44,892 --> 01:32:47,895 They are so goddamn nice. 1157 01:32:48,062 --> 01:32:50,731 They're so kind and generous 1158 01:32:50,898 --> 01:32:53,901 and simple and helpful and friendly and... 1159 01:32:54,860 --> 01:32:58,739 God. I love that rice wine, 1160 01:32:58,906 --> 01:33:01,825 I think it's great. 1161 01:33:01,992 --> 01:33:05,913 Do you know, they want me to mend their old tractor next week? 1162 01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:07,748 And then the council asked me 1163 01:33:07,915 --> 01:33:10,334 whether I'd look at their air conditioning system. 1164 01:33:10,501 --> 01:33:12,377 I wish you wouldn't. 1165 01:33:12,544 --> 01:33:13,796 Wish I wouldn't what? 1166 01:33:14,546 --> 01:33:15,756 Nothing. 1167 01:33:15,923 --> 01:33:17,716 You wish I wouldn't nothing? 1168 01:33:17,883 --> 01:33:20,135 And that's after all the bollockings I get 1169 01:33:20,302 --> 01:33:21,887 for doing sod-all all the time. 1170 01:33:22,054 --> 01:33:25,474 That shows the logic of women, huh? 1171 01:33:32,940 --> 01:33:34,817 Well, for them people who are listening 1172 01:33:34,983 --> 01:33:36,944 for Torres Strait Radio at the moment, 1173 01:33:37,111 --> 01:33:39,113 I'll give you the weather details. 1174 01:33:39,279 --> 01:33:41,740 Eastern Gulf, South Eastern Gulf seas 1175 01:33:41,907 --> 01:33:43,617 will be smooth to slight. 1176 01:33:43,784 --> 01:33:47,037 North-east winds ego blow Io ten knots. 1177 01:33:47,204 --> 01:33:49,832 Now for them people who're gonna take use of the weather 1178 01:33:49,998 --> 01:33:51,875 with a blooper over the weekend, 1179 01:33:52,042 --> 01:33:53,961 happy sailing for them people. 1180 01:33:54,128 --> 01:33:56,713 We 7! go there with a song... 1181 01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:59,842 The rainy season is welcomed by the natives of Tuin. 1182 01:34:00,008 --> 01:34:05,097 Bringing as it does, despair, damp, cold, damage. 1183 01:34:06,431 --> 01:34:08,100 And too much bloody water! 1184 01:34:12,437 --> 01:34:14,606 Do you know this is the story of my life, Lucy. 1185 01:34:14,773 --> 01:34:16,942 This whole damn thing! 1186 01:34:54,313 --> 01:34:55,522 Yeah! 1187 01:35:06,241 --> 01:35:08,202 Here we are. For you. 1188 01:35:09,536 --> 01:35:11,246 I'm not hungry, thanks. 1189 01:35:13,874 --> 01:35:15,792 No, no, you're not, are you? 1190 01:35:19,838 --> 01:35:21,340 Lou, stay and have a chat. 1191 01:35:23,383 --> 01:35:24,760 You're good company. 1192 01:35:28,096 --> 01:35:29,514 When you're not over on Badu. 1193 01:35:29,681 --> 01:35:30,974 Uh-huh. 1194 01:35:31,141 --> 01:35:32,559 You could always come. They've asked often enough. 1195 01:35:33,143 --> 01:35:34,144 No. 1196 01:35:36,813 --> 01:35:39,441 Lou, I know what this last year's meant to you. 1197 01:35:39,983 --> 01:35:41,235 On Tuin with... 1198 01:35:42,361 --> 01:35:43,612 With me and... 1199 01:35:45,614 --> 01:35:48,325 But that year is going to be over soon, Lou. 1200 01:35:50,410 --> 01:35:52,871 What are you going to do then? Hmm? 1201 01:35:53,038 --> 01:35:54,373 I don't know. 1202 01:35:54,539 --> 01:35:56,917 Mr. Gerald! 1203 01:35:57,084 --> 01:35:58,418 Mr. Gerald! 1204 01:35:58,585 --> 01:35:59,711 Ronnie! 1205 01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:01,380 He's early and I haven't even finished that yet. 1206 01:36:01,546 --> 01:36:03,173 Ronnie boy! 1207 01:36:03,340 --> 01:36:05,384 - I wish Tuin and me... I wish-- - Ronnie! Ron! 1208 01:36:07,302 --> 01:36:08,637 I wish we could... 1209 01:36:10,889 --> 01:36:12,641 Mr. Gerald! 1210 01:36:12,808 --> 01:36:15,352 - Ronnie! - Mr. Gerald! 1211 01:36:35,247 --> 01:36:37,499 I don't know what's happening to me. 1212 01:36:38,542 --> 01:36:39,751 Be back in the morning, Lou! 1213 01:36:39,918 --> 01:36:41,753 Over the last few weeks, 1214 01:36:41,962 --> 01:36:44,840 I've changed inside and out with such rapidity 1215 01:36:45,007 --> 01:36:46,633 that I feel... 1216 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:48,885 I feel nothing to hold on to any longer 1217 01:36:49,052 --> 01:36:50,887 that I recognise as being me. 1218 01:36:52,931 --> 01:36:55,350 It's so good to see G's confidence 1219 01:36:55,517 --> 01:36:57,311 and self-respect returning. 1220 01:36:57,477 --> 01:37:00,856 I never really knew him when he was not down. 1221 01:37:01,023 --> 01:37:04,318 But now I can see the reality of the kind of man he has, 1222 01:37:04,484 --> 01:37:07,529 up to now, only talked of being. 1223 01:37:09,656 --> 01:37:11,366 He 's so absorbed that he's almost forgotten 1224 01:37:11,533 --> 01:37:12,826 to remind me of the uselessness 1225 01:37:12,993 --> 01:37:14,953 of being a cunt that doesn't fuck. 1226 01:37:16,580 --> 01:37:17,789 But not quite. 1227 01:37:18,540 --> 01:37:19,624 Not quite. 1228 01:38:24,272 --> 01:38:25,232 [gunshofl 1229 01:39:15,073 --> 01:39:17,284 Bye. I'll see you in a few days. 1230 01:39:19,327 --> 01:39:20,495 Bye! 1231 01:39:20,662 --> 01:39:21,997 Bye, Gerald, bye. 1232 01:39:30,589 --> 01:39:32,257 Hello. 1233 01:39:32,424 --> 01:39:34,593 You should come with me next time, Lou. 1234 01:39:34,759 --> 01:39:36,178 They'll make you feel like a princess. 1235 01:39:36,344 --> 01:39:37,304 - Ah. - Oh. 1236 01:39:38,722 --> 01:39:41,183 I'm sorry. I spent a day longer than I intended to. 1237 01:39:41,349 --> 01:39:43,185 I simply couldn't get things finished. 1238 01:39:43,351 --> 01:39:44,895 They're remarkable people, you know, Lou. 1239 01:39:45,061 --> 01:39:46,146 AII remarkable people. 1240 01:39:46,313 --> 01:39:47,731 You should hear what Ronald says about you. 1241 01:39:47,898 --> 01:39:50,692 Makes Jayne Mansfield seem like a dowdy old frump! 1242 01:39:50,859 --> 01:39:52,235 Who's Jayne Mansfield? 1243 01:39:57,616 --> 01:39:58,992 See what I caught us for supper? 1244 01:40:00,869 --> 01:40:02,329 A - ha. 1245 01:40:02,496 --> 01:40:06,875 And look what I bought us for supper. 1246 01:40:11,630 --> 01:40:13,006 - Gerald... - Uh-huh? 1247 01:40:13,798 --> 01:40:14,799 Who am I? 1248 01:40:17,219 --> 01:40:19,429 Oh, Lucy. 1249 01:40:19,596 --> 01:40:21,556 I have been working hard on Badu. 1250 01:40:22,140 --> 01:40:23,850 And I am tired. 1251 01:40:24,017 --> 01:40:26,061 And I am very, very happy, 1252 01:40:26,228 --> 01:40:27,437 to be back here with you, okay? 1253 01:40:28,939 --> 01:40:30,482 Lucy Irvine, yes? 1254 01:40:35,820 --> 01:40:37,531 Lucy Shit! 1255 01:40:37,697 --> 01:40:39,574 Lucy Kingsland, if you like. 1256 01:40:41,076 --> 01:40:42,577 Girl. 1257 01:40:42,744 --> 01:40:45,497 Woman. Adventurer. 1258 01:40:45,664 --> 01:40:47,707 Daughter. Survivor, even! 1259 01:40:47,874 --> 01:40:51,211 But Gerald... Gerald, the one thing I'm not... 1260 01:40:51,378 --> 01:40:52,963 The one thing I really am not... 1261 01:40:53,922 --> 01:40:55,882 is a mechanic's wife! 1262 01:40:56,049 --> 01:40:58,802 And that is what you're making me! 1263 01:40:58,969 --> 01:41:01,638 We came here to survive, Gerald, didn't we? 1264 01:41:01,805 --> 01:41:03,473 I mean, you know, live off the island. 1265 01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:08,186 And use our wits and our skill and our ingenuity. 1266 01:41:08,353 --> 01:41:10,272 Oh, Gerald, you're not even here any longer. 1267 01:41:10,438 --> 01:41:13,275 You're on Badu getting pissed or laid or something. 1268 01:41:13,441 --> 01:41:16,361 Lucy, I have been over there three or five times-- 1269 01:41:16,528 --> 01:41:18,488 And when you... When you are here, 1270 01:41:18,655 --> 01:41:21,700 What have we got? We've got a bloody garden suburb! 1271 01:41:21,866 --> 01:41:24,244 Where people bring their Iawnmowers to get fixed! 1272 01:41:25,036 --> 01:41:26,663 Oh, Gerald! 1273 01:41:26,830 --> 01:41:28,206 You've reduced us to... 1274 01:41:29,291 --> 01:41:32,168 It's over! Everything we... 1275 01:41:32,335 --> 01:41:36,131 talked about and planned and hoped for 1276 01:41:36,298 --> 01:41:38,883 and tried to live is finished. 1277 01:41:39,050 --> 01:41:41,636 Finished with the frozen sodding chicken! 1278 01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:46,808 This is months old! 1279 01:41:49,352 --> 01:41:50,729 I like that newspaper. 1280 01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:54,274 - That's wonderful. - What? 1281 01:41:54,441 --> 01:41:55,191 The light. 1282 01:41:59,946 --> 01:42:02,866 Oh, Gerald, Gerald, I'm so sorry. 1283 01:42:03,033 --> 01:42:04,951 It's just two days alone. 1284 01:42:05,118 --> 01:42:06,828 And last week as well, I... 1285 01:42:07,746 --> 01:42:08,747 Yeah, that, too. 1286 01:42:10,457 --> 01:42:13,293 I mean, it's as if Tuin and I aren't enough. 1287 01:42:13,460 --> 01:42:15,629 It's not like that, Lucy. 1288 01:42:17,297 --> 01:42:19,174 I'm sorry I got so angry, I... 1289 01:42:19,341 --> 01:42:22,093 Well, well, maybe, maybe it is like that. 1290 01:42:22,302 --> 01:42:24,346 Maybe here, on this island I mean... 1291 01:42:24,512 --> 01:42:25,597 You and I... 1292 01:42:25,764 --> 01:42:28,141 maybe if there was some sex here, 1293 01:42:28,308 --> 01:42:30,769 then I wouldn't have to keep on buggering off like that, would I? 1294 01:42:30,935 --> 01:42:31,936 Yes. 1295 01:42:33,772 --> 01:42:34,898 Yes. 1296 01:42:35,065 --> 01:42:36,191 That's what you want? 1297 01:42:38,526 --> 01:42:41,404 Oh, do excuse my hollow laughter, won't you? 1298 01:42:42,906 --> 01:42:44,908 That's what you'd like to see? 1299 01:42:45,075 --> 01:42:48,578 Lucy, what I would like to see right now, 1300 01:42:48,745 --> 01:42:51,206 is nothing better than you lying flat on your back 1301 01:42:51,373 --> 01:42:54,000 with your hands behind your head being given one. 1302 01:42:54,167 --> 01:42:55,835 Like every other woman in the world 1303 01:42:56,002 --> 01:42:57,962 including some members of the royal family. 1304 01:42:58,129 --> 01:43:00,590 Do you understand? 1305 01:43:04,678 --> 01:43:06,638 Oh, Gerald. 1306 01:43:09,057 --> 01:43:10,058 Does that mean yes? 1307 01:43:17,357 --> 01:43:20,068 Yes. If pigs could fly, it does. 1308 01:43:50,181 --> 01:43:51,433 Gerald? 1309 01:43:52,809 --> 01:43:53,810 Hmm? 1310 01:43:59,482 --> 01:44:02,652 Would sir like Rosie to prepare his bath? 1311 01:44:07,949 --> 01:44:09,117 Oh, Lucy... 1312 01:44:09,284 --> 01:44:11,786 Begging your pardon, sir, but it's Rosie. 1313 01:44:11,953 --> 01:44:12,996 Oh. 1314 01:44:16,166 --> 01:44:18,376 Ooh, sir, I see you are a gentleman, 1315 01:44:18,543 --> 01:44:21,588 'cause a gentleman always stands when a lady enters. 1316 01:44:31,389 --> 01:44:32,307 Lucy, don't. 1317 01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:36,019 I thought you said you fancied me lately. 1318 01:44:37,854 --> 01:44:39,314 It doesn't change what was said. 1319 01:44:41,733 --> 01:44:42,984 It doesn't cancel the past. 1320 01:44:43,151 --> 01:44:44,861 It's just what happens now. 1321 01:44:51,910 --> 01:44:53,161 Lucy, this is unfair. 1322 01:44:54,579 --> 01:44:57,999 I want to finish this year on Tuin, G. 1323 01:44:58,166 --> 01:45:00,752 I want to finish it. Just us. Together. 1324 01:45:02,921 --> 01:45:04,464 Stay on the island. 1325 01:45:05,256 --> 01:45:06,758 Don't go to Badu. 1326 01:45:07,884 --> 01:45:09,511 Stay here on Tuin. 1327 01:45:11,262 --> 01:45:13,014 Make love every night. 1328 01:45:13,890 --> 01:45:15,975 Make love to our island. 1329 01:45:16,142 --> 01:45:17,143 Stay here. 1330 01:45:18,978 --> 01:45:20,230 Okay? 1331 01:45:20,897 --> 01:45:22,857 No more leaving. 1332 01:45:23,024 --> 01:45:24,442 - No more Badu... - No. 1333 01:45:24,609 --> 01:45:27,612 No more leaving Tuin, not till it's time, hmm? 1334 01:45:27,779 --> 01:45:29,280 Okay? 1335 01:45:29,447 --> 01:45:30,657 - Okay? - Hmm. 1336 01:45:30,824 --> 01:45:31,908 No more... 1337 01:45:32,867 --> 01:45:34,369 No more leaving. 1338 01:45:34,536 --> 01:45:36,120 - Okay? - Okay. 1339 01:45:36,287 --> 01:45:37,664 - Okay? - Yes. 1340 01:45:39,374 --> 01:45:40,291 - Yes? - Yeah. 1341 01:45:40,917 --> 01:45:41,960 - Okay? - Yeah. 1342 01:45:42,126 --> 01:45:44,712 - No more Badu. - No. 1343 01:45:44,879 --> 01:45:45,964 Okay? 1344 01:45:46,631 --> 01:45:48,216 - Okay? Stay. - Okay. 1345 01:45:48,383 --> 01:45:50,009 - On Tuin. - Ah. 1346 01:45:50,593 --> 01:45:51,761 Stay, okay? 1347 01:45:51,928 --> 01:45:53,012 Okay? 1348 01:45:54,514 --> 01:45:57,016 Lucy! You're... 1349 01:45:57,183 --> 01:45:58,810 You're... You're selling yourself! 1350 01:46:02,480 --> 01:46:03,356 You're a whore! 1351 01:46:06,651 --> 01:46:09,028 You want what I want. 1352 01:46:09,195 --> 01:46:10,029 Yes. 1353 01:46:10,196 --> 01:46:11,990 So what's new in the world? 1354 01:46:12,574 --> 01:46:14,075 - Okay? - Yes. 1355 01:47:25,271 --> 01:47:27,899 Lucy, come here! Lucy! Lucy, come here! 1356 01:47:28,066 --> 01:47:29,108 Come here, will you? 1357 01:47:29,275 --> 01:47:30,944 Gerald, I need some light in here. 1358 01:47:33,363 --> 01:47:36,282 My diary's blowing everywhere! 1359 01:47:53,007 --> 01:47:54,509 Oh, Lucy! 1360 01:47:54,676 --> 01:47:57,011 - Oh, my God! My papers! - Lucy! 1361 01:47:57,178 --> 01:47:59,013 My diary's ruined! 1362 01:48:00,431 --> 01:48:02,517 For Christ's sake, Gerald! 1363 01:48:02,684 --> 01:48:05,353 A statue of a goat would look sexy to you right now! 1364 01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:06,354 Help me! 1365 01:48:07,730 --> 01:48:09,357 We had a deal, Lucy! 1366 01:48:09,524 --> 01:48:13,111 Not in the middle of a bloody hurricane! 1367 01:48:13,277 --> 01:48:15,613 Show me where it says not in the middle of a storm! 1368 01:48:15,780 --> 01:48:16,864 Go on, show me! 1369 01:48:17,031 --> 01:48:18,658 Show me where it says not in a hurricane! 1370 01:48:18,825 --> 01:48:21,661 I don't want to, Gerald. 1371 01:48:21,828 --> 01:48:24,539 - Show me. - No. Oh, no. 1372 01:48:24,706 --> 01:48:26,165 Grant me that, Gerald! 1373 01:48:26,791 --> 01:48:28,459 Whores have rights! 1374 01:48:30,211 --> 01:48:32,296 Time, Lucy. Time. 1375 01:48:32,463 --> 01:48:34,507 - We haven't got time. - Yes! 1376 01:48:34,674 --> 01:48:35,925 - Only a few days... - Yes. 1377 01:48:39,470 --> 01:48:41,014 Now is good. 1378 01:48:41,180 --> 01:48:42,932 - Now it's right for both of us! - Yes! 1379 01:48:45,351 --> 01:48:47,812 Gerald! God... 1380 01:48:47,979 --> 01:48:49,897 Time is running out! 1381 01:49:38,279 --> 01:49:39,405 Lucy. 1382 01:49:40,740 --> 01:49:42,200 Lou, I think somebody's coming. 1383 01:49:42,366 --> 01:49:43,409 Mmm? 1384 01:49:52,543 --> 01:49:54,045 Mm? Hey. 1385 01:49:55,254 --> 01:49:56,506 Lucy? 1386 01:50:03,221 --> 01:50:04,472 My God! 1387 01:50:05,223 --> 01:50:06,182 Hello. 1388 01:50:07,391 --> 01:50:10,144 Everything all very tidy here. 1389 01:50:10,311 --> 01:50:13,898 AII them things on Badu fixed up for you now. 1390 01:50:14,065 --> 01:50:19,529 Proper workshop for you, Mr. Gerald, all fixed up. 1391 01:50:19,695 --> 01:50:22,156 Ronnie, old son, don't tell me you've come here 1392 01:50:22,323 --> 01:50:23,699 and you've taken everything? 1393 01:50:24,367 --> 01:50:25,451 Hmm? 1394 01:50:27,870 --> 01:50:29,372 Ronnie, we're not finished! 1395 01:50:30,123 --> 01:50:31,624 Finished? 1396 01:50:31,791 --> 01:50:34,418 On Tuin. Our year isn't finished until, um... 1397 01:50:34,585 --> 01:50:36,003 September, Lou. 1398 01:50:36,170 --> 01:50:37,713 September, the 16th. 1399 01:50:38,714 --> 01:50:40,133 That was last month. 1400 01:50:40,299 --> 01:50:42,343 No. No. It's only... 1401 01:50:43,177 --> 01:50:44,929 October. 1402 01:50:45,096 --> 01:50:47,056 Lou, we've been on Tuin for a year. 1403 01:50:51,018 --> 01:50:53,312 We've been on Tuin a year, Lou. 1404 01:51:37,732 --> 01:51:39,275 Oh, Lou... 1405 01:51:40,610 --> 01:51:42,236 Oh, God. 1406 01:52:34,580 --> 01:52:37,625 Hey! Mr. Gerald. Mr. Gerald! 1407 01:52:37,792 --> 01:52:39,794 Hello, Mr. Gerald! Mr. Gerald. 1408 01:52:39,961 --> 01:52:41,712 Look what we have for you! 1409 01:52:41,879 --> 01:52:43,839 Workshop for you, Mr. Gerald! 1410 01:52:44,006 --> 01:52:46,133 Look.Uaughs] You like? 1411 01:52:47,426 --> 01:52:48,552 Yeah. I think it's great. 1412 01:52:49,637 --> 01:52:50,846 Great! 1413 01:53:14,662 --> 01:53:16,330 Be kind to my mistakes. 1414 01:53:22,712 --> 01:53:23,796 Lou. 1415 01:53:29,135 --> 01:53:30,177 Live happy. 1416 01:53:30,344 --> 01:53:31,554 Hmm? 1417 01:53:47,862 --> 01:53:49,488 Right! Back to work!